Ed Wood completeist are a
special breed and that is who these films are for. Wood was never a
brilliant artist but he could make a movie. The porn films he made here
aren't really going to be spank material for anyone as they are beaten
and battered prints and are far from sexy films. Or if you don't
care too much about the Ed Wood connection there's a plethora of extra
stag films on each disc as each disc features the lost films of other
porn directors and stars (listed below). Alpha Blue
deserves some praise for bringing lost films from the infamous director
to the public for the first time since they were released on Betamax,
something most companies would have no interest in doing.
NYMPHO CYCLER is the story of a woman fed up with being pimped out by
her cross dressing husband (Ed Wood himself) who takes off across the
country on her motorcycle. The woman is picked up by a pair of lesbians
when she's stranded on the side of the road with an empty gas tank and
they take her back to their house for some womanly love before bringing
her back to her bike. While that was fun, she just wasn't satisfied so
she seduces a fellow bike rider who gives her the man loving she was so
desperate for. The pair then get attacked by a motorcycle gang that was
sent to get the girl by her husband. The girl is raped while the man is
beaten and put in the hospital. After the gang have their way with her
she meets back up with her man, not seeming all that concerned about
what had just happened and puts him on a train home.
There's
nothing too explicit in NC, at least as far as seeing actual
penetration goes. It may be rated X but it's not a hard X by any means.
The most exciting thing about this film is probably the joys of getting
to see Ed Wood in drag. All of the women featured are quite attractive
and you can't deny the cool factor of this chick and her motorcycle. At
only 52 minutes it never overstays its welcome and is an enjoyable
little piece of sexploitation.
NECROMANIA tells the
story of a married couple with quite a loveless marriage visiting a
Satanic sex therapist who has big plans for the couple and their fates!
NECROMANIA is interesting in that there are two versions of the film,
the softcore version and a hard X version with totally different sex
scenes. The hardcore scenes may juice it up enough that it becomes a bit
more entertaining as the black magic and Satanic angle isn't played up
enough to make it interesting, but really, I doubt the hardcore scenes
do much to help it.
A wife fights for the affection and
sexual desire of her husband with the girls at the local strip club in
THE YOUNG MARRIEDS. When he tells her that they turn him on in ways she
can't she opens up her sexuality, letting him take sexy pictures and
even making him her sex slave. Their blooming sexuality takes a few
turns in to wild and sometimes uncomfortable territory for the couple
but opens their minds, and legs, to new things. There's plenty of
X-rated hardcore action here and very little story to drive it all.
The
final film in the collection is THE UNDERGRADUATE and I bet you can
figure out what is going on here. Some young coeds explore their
sexuality in various ways and it drags on too long with a good bit of
monotony. There's not enough interesting side pieces to the sex to make
this one really worth while.
Bonus Features
Nympho Cycler - The Lost Films of Casey Larrain Four Film Collection
Necromania - The Lost Films Of Maria Arnold Four Film Collection
The Young Marrieds - The Lost Films Of Alice Friedland Five Film Collection
The Undergraduate - The Lost Films Of Suzanne Fields Four Film Collection
With
a total of 21 films across the four discs this collection really will
be a prized addition to the smut enthusiast and they're available HERE
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