USA/2014
Directed By: Valeri Milev
Written By: Frank H. Woodward
Starring: Anthony Ilott, Chris Jarvis, Aqueela Zoll
Color/91 Minutes/Not Rated
Region A
Release Date: October 21, 2014
The Film
I
have to be honest with everyone- Despite not being much of a fan of the
WRONG TURN series I'm pretty happy it has reached the sixth entry. I
feel this way only because it's rare for horror series to reach such
high number of entries and it makes me think of how fun it must have
been to always have an entry from Halloween, Friday The 13th, Nightmare
On Elm Street etc... coming out even if quality began to slip.
The WRONG TURN series
is based around a series of inbred cannibal hillbillies from the hills
of West Virginia and they terrorize anyone that unknowingly stops foot
in their territory. The original film was a pretty decent backwoods
terror type horror film and the second wasn't half bad either taking a
bit cheesier turn but after that the series takes a pretty hard turn for
the worst and by the time part 5 rolled around on the Syfy channel it
was pure crap. Here in part 6, LAST RESORT, a man who is struggling to
get his life back together goes to an old hotel with his girlfriend and
friends to meet distant relatives who have summoned him to inform him
that he has inherited the estate. Come to find out he's a member of the
backwoods cannibals that have raised hell for five previous films and he
has pure blood, just what they're looking for to have sex with his
sister/cousin to keep the bloodline going. They drug him, get him on
board to leave the world of Wall Street and become an incestuous
backwoods hick and they murder all of his friends.
WRONG
TURN 6: LAST RESORT is fucking terrible. There's no other way to say
it. It sucks in every way. The makeup effects on the deformed cannibals
was beyond shitty. Shitty enough that early on in the film I was
convinced they had just put shitty rubber masks on the actors and
pretended it was makeup. The acting is also pretty fucking terrible,
especially from the cousins running the hotel. And perhaps worst of all
it just is not interesting. I was grasping for a positive to the film
and the only thing I (and my friend that watched it with me) was that
all of the attractive women in the cast got naked, all 4 of them. That's
it. Tits on screen were the only thing worth a Goddamn single fuck in
this and in the day where tits are everywhere that isn't worth much.
It's
possible that if you absolutely love the WRONG TURN series that you'll
be attached to the characters enough to overlook everything that you're
seeing and pretend to like it and try to convince yourself that the
movie is good but for the rest of us that aren't wearing rose tinted
glasses we'll have to deal with the shit that just got thrown at our
face.
The Audio & Video
20th Century Fox
gives WRONG TURN 6 a very nice looking release. The 1.78:1 anamorphic
widescreen transfer with great detail level in skin tones and surfaces
and vivid colors both in the country exteriors and old hotel interiors.
Black levels are deep and handled very well. The 5.1 DTS-HD master audio
track has excellent clarity and a perfect mix of dialogue and score.
There's no background noise or crackling or popping.
The Extras
-"Inheritance" featurette
-"All The Kills In Them Hills" featurette
-"Hobb Springs: A Place To Rest... In Peace" featurette
The Bottom Line
I
can't recommend WRONG TURN 6 to anyone except absolute die hard fans of
the franchise and even then I warn you to proceed with caution.
WRONG TURN 6: LAST RESORT is available HERE
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